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nietzscheisdead:

i love practical jokes that inconvenience overworked underpaid wage laborers, why doesnt everyone be an ass to get notes on tumblr 

I am one of those overworked, underpaid wage laborers, but if I came across this in the mystery section at my store, I’d probably just sit on the floor and laugh for a good twenty minutes before they sent ‘the crazy one’ home.

thor-oughly-amused:

nietzscheisdead:

i love practical jokes that inconvenience overworked underpaid wage laborers, why doesnt everyone be an ass to get notes on tumblr 

I am one of those overworked, underpaid wage laborers, but if I came across this in the mystery section at my store, I’d probably just sit on the floor and laugh for a good twenty minutes before they sent ‘the crazy one’ home.

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swagbat:

Khal Drogo: “I nominate Viserys for the GOLDbucket challenge!!”

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officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

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"you’d been betrothed to lunacy;
oh, but siren of the bourn,
how the madman adored you,
and how he loved you still."

our ends are our beginnings, a.m.

(Ophelia, for ndsays.)

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Loc/Loq: Latin root word for “speech, words”

linguisticsyall:

Loquacious - very talkative

Colloquial - informal, common language

Eloquent - skillful with words

Interlocutor - speaker, conversationalist

Soliloquy - speaking of one’s thoughts

Circumlocution - roundabout expression

Elocution - effective public speaking

Grandiloquence - use of pompous language

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d-hizzle:

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

danish tv is the best thing ever

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Ninth Doctor + Sass Master

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doctor who + text posts night vale tweets | part 2/? (rtd edition)

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justskippingalong:

THE FADE TO BLACK OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE RIGHT NOW

6TTHIS IS THE BEST VIDEO OF ALL TIME

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